I’m not dead….

March 23, 2009

I have been out and about doing lots of things lately. I will be ready to post back in a couple days when the dust settles.

Hold on!


Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you probably have been hearing the newest addition to Noah Webster’s word book, bailout. It’s the latest craze in these economic hard times that is sending large, multi-billion dollar industries to beg the government for a leg-up in these rough times. This is not unlike college students going to mom and dad after learning the lessons of fiscal irresponsibility (Though like many college students, it is just expendable party money).

After the bailout of the Financial and Auto Industries, one would assume that said companies would be on the mend or somewhere in the way of progress. I would then laugh and then declare that we have officially hit rock bottom. The Porn Industry has petitioned for a bailout! That’s right, the one industry that is as old as the world’s oldest profession, an approximately $10 Billion a year industry (that’s just the low estimate) is asking for a bailout. Personally I believe that a good majority of it is going to “Girl’s Gone Wild” creator Joe Francis to assist his various legal troubles. Either way, let the record show that the economic troubles have reached a new low with porn taking a dive in income. Is this a reorganization of our priorities or is it far more sinister?

Mr. Francis will also be using some of the bailout money to get his jaw readjusted

Joe Francis will be using the bailout money to reverse a botched botox operation

Why hello WordPress folk, I am trying this again, now with a renewed fervor. I am a failed full-time blogger due to lack of updates after a while. That is where I plan to change this new blog and make it more consistent in material. The benefit to this one is that I pay no money to fuel a need to be heard unlike my former site. The thoughts just couldn’t hold back any longer and now I will be broadcasting them again for as long as I have the wind.

The first posts are always the boring and awkward ones. For this I apologize.